2011 Classic: Rebecca Black’s “Friday”
Why was everyone so nervous on Thursday night? Because they were afraid they’d wake up and have to decide which seat to take in the… Read More »2011 Classic: Rebecca Black’s “Friday”
2010 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2009 Archive: The Jenson Button F1 Title
Why was the “Brawn GP” a miracle? Because the team almost didn’t exist in March, and by October, they were world champions because their car… Read More »2009 Archive: The Jenson Button F1 Title
2008 Legacy: The Iron Man Gamble
Why was Marvel sweating? Because they bet their entire future on a guy who was “unhireable” a few years prior, only for RDJ to walk… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Iron Man Gamble
2006 Classic: The Prestige vs. The Illusionist
2002 was the year of the volcano, 2006 is the year of the turn-of-the-century magician wars. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Classic: The Prestige vs. The Illusionist
2006 Classic: The “Crazy” Gnarls Barkley
This song is everywhere. It’s the official soundtrack to my 2006 existential crisis. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Crazy” Gnarls Barkley
2006 Classic: The Cherry
I’m the “pick” of the timeline. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The 2006 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing shutter shades and a “Vote for Pedro” shirt they found at a thrift store. Part of the 69… Read More »2006 Classic: The 2006 Trendsetter
2005 Vintage: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” of the internet. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too forgiving.” She wants a camera that captures “the true essence of my laziness.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Digital Photo