2004 Legacy: The HMO Logic
My insurance company said they won’t cover my heart surgery unless I can prove it’s a “Lifestyle Choice” and not a “Medical Necessity.” Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The HMO Logic
2004 Vintage: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too forgiving.” She wants a camera that captures “the true essence of my laziness.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Digital Photo
2003 Classic: The Google Adsense
Why did the company website have ads for “Cheap Travel”? Because the boss wanted to make $0.05 a month in passive income. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Google Adsense
2003 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
Why Best Animated Program (again)? Because Homer Simpson will be winning Emmys when we are all living in underwater pods. Part of the 42 Emmy… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Simpsons Record
2002 Archive: The “Lord of the Rings” snub
Why didn’t The Fellowship of the Ring win Best Picture? Because the Academy wasn’t ready to admit that elves and hobbits are just as dramatic… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Lord of the Rings” snub
2002 Classic: The “All the Things She Said”
Two Russian girls in school uniforms are singing in the rain. MTV has reached its final form. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The “All the Things She Said”
2002 Archive: The Pete Sampras Farewell
Why was the US Open his last dance? Because Pete beat Agassi one last time, won the trophy, and walked away like a king who… Read More »2002 Archive: The Pete Sampras Farewell
2001 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent sneezing? “Health-related litigation delay management.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders &… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
2001 Archive: The Cordless Microphone Intercept
The pastor piously leading the congregation in a silent prayer while his wireless lapel microphone picks up a clear conversation from a passing delivery driver’s… Read More »2001 Archive: The Cordless Microphone Intercept
2001 Vintage: The Caps Lock
I’M A REBEL. I’M JUST “LOUD.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified