2004 Legacy: The HMO Logic

My insurance company said they won’t cover my heart surgery unless I can prove it’s a “Lifestyle Choice” and not a “Medical Necessity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

@AOL_Surfer03/14/2009 08:04You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@OfficeWorker_9905/24/2015 14:59I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Pikachu_Fan_8808/13/2008 01:33Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@SouthPark_Stan12/30/2009 22:59Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/18/2003 16:28One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Badger_Badger_M01/04/2005 02:26Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!