Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent sneezing? “Health-related litigation delay management.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Copper Wire
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2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
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When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
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In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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