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2015 Vintage: The “Jupiter Ascending” Logic

 Why Channing Tatum? For playing a half-human, half-wolf space warrior who wore gravity boots but couldn’t lift the movie off the ground.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
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37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
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 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/19/2002 20:57Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Fight_Club_Tyler01/07/2014 18:47The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Pirates_Jack_S12/06/1996 21:12But you have heard of this joke!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/07/2014 18:45Super green! Hilarious!
@Bam_Margera_Fan02/04/1998 14:23Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Anchorman_Ron03/09/1995 06:15I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Leave_Britney_A12/12/2014 09:41Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

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