I asked her, “What’s your favorite scary movie?” She said, “The one where you actually finish a DIY project.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I see what you did there. Clever!