2018 Legacy: The Tesla in Space
Why was there a mannequin in a spacesuit driving a car on the lawn? Because Elon Musk put a Roadster on a rocket, and “Starman”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Tesla in Space
2018 Archive: The Spider-Verse Art Influx
Why every single notebook cover in the art class featured sketchy drawings of a cartoon spider-man wearing a hoodie and spray-painting graffiti logos. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Spider-Verse Art Influx
2017 Vintage: The Google Clips
Why was there a tiny camera staring at the office dog? Because a “smart camera” that takes photos of nothing was the 2017 dream. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Google Clips
2017 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2017
Why did the General get locked out of his PC? Because he tried to change his password to “Password2017” and the system told him it… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2017
2015 Archive: Caitlyn Jenner (Vanity Fair)
Why did the internet stand still? Because “Call me Caitlyn” was the bravest debut on a magazine cover in 2015, changing the conversation in Hollywood… Read More »2015 Archive: Caitlyn Jenner (Vanity Fair)
2015 Vintage: The “Jupiter Ascending” Logic
Why Channing Tatum? For playing a half-human, half-wolf space warrior who wore gravity boots but couldn’t lift the movie off the ground. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Jupiter Ascending” Logic
2015 Classic: The “Cheerleader” OMI Remix
Why was the 4th so “Tropical”? Because this remix made every American backyard feel like a Jamaican beach for exactly 3 minutes and 42 seconds.… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Cheerleader” OMI Remix
2015 Archive: The Bottle Opener
“The only tool that hasn’t been replaced by an app.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bottle Opener
2014 Classic: The Kasabian “48
13”: Why the pink cover? For the British band staying weird and ruling the Glastonbury stage with a giant countdown clock. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kasabian “48
2013 Classic: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato watching Netflix marathons. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified