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2013 Classic: The Potato

 I’m a “couch” potato watching Netflix marathons.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja01/15/1997 07:22Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/05/1996 05:11The future is laughing at us.
@White_Goodman_G08/20/1995 16:49We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Leave_Britney_A05/01/2014 11:46Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/02/2006 02:21Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Forever_Alone_X08/06/1999 14:14At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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