2015 Classic: The “Cheerleader” OMI Remix

Why was the 4th so “Tropical”? Because this remix made every American backyard feel like a Jamaican beach for exactly 3 minutes and 42 seconds.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/01/2015 02:37The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Pirates_Jack_S03/01/2004 08:30But you have heard of this joke!

@Student_Life_0104/28/2012 12:17Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Nu_Metal_Kid10/24/2009 06:02I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Yugioh_Duelist07/13/2007 23:52You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Runescape_Noob08/17/2014 07:16Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Hat_Tip_Sir05/22/1998 11:50M’lady... this joke is superb.