Why did the General get locked out of his PC? Because he tried to change his password to “Password2017” and the system told him it was “Too Predictable”—just like his tactical plans.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.