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How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
A blonde put her keys in...
A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
A blonde cut a hole in...
A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
A blonde was trying to fix...
A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

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42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »
A blonde wore sunglasses at night...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex11/01/2011 01:09I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Gnutella_User04/17/1999 03:28Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Neo_The_One02/08/2013 06:35I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/02/1997 22:31Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Yugioh_Duelist12/29/2014 20:49You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Confused_Travolta04/17/2014 02:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Retro_End_User06/29/2005 05:32The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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