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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky10/24/2014 06:30I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Net_Neutral_9506/13/2014 16:03This is why we need the internet.

@Linux_Distro_User02/08/1995 04:13Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Fargo_Marge02/09/2002 18:41Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Doge_Much_Funny02/08/2002 05:32Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Midi_Background06/11/2005 11:01Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Afk_For_Laughs04/06/2011 03:10Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Grammar_Nazi_9912/25/2007 22:25Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!