You don’t need a DJ or a flashy dance floor for this trick. You just have to put a little boogie in it!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
i’m printin this out and putting it on my fridge. epic.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.