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Why did the blonde put her money in the blender? She wanted to make some liquid assets.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/13/2010 17:00This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/14/2010 03:33I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Clueless_Dionne05/17/2008 23:20Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Campus_King10/30/2011 21:30The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Neopets_Trader02/27/1999 06:43Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/30/2003 20:24Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Safari_Surfer10/10/2006 01:23A wild laugh appeared!

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