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A blonde went to the beauty…

A blonde went to the beauty supply store and asked for hair extensions. The clerk asked “How long do you want them?” She replied “Long enough to make people jealous.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/12/1996 08:04You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Napoleon_Dyna06/16/1995 01:32Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran10/01/2011 10:45Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Protoss_Pylon08/08/2004 03:58You must construct additional laughs!
@Wall_Post_Hero06/08/1999 17:53Posting this to my own wall right now!

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