2008 Classic: The Ace
I’m “winning” at puns. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The The Incredible Hulk
Why was the 4th so “Green”? Because Marvel was building a universe, and we were all just one “Gamma-infused lemonade” away from a temper tantrum.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The The Incredible Hulk
2007 Classic: The Spider-Man 3
“I’m doing the ‘Emo Peter Parker’ dance!” “Please stop. Even the neighbors are embarrassed for our property value.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Classic: The Spider-Man 3
2007 Archive: The Forgetfulness
“I keep forgetting my 4-digit passcode.” “That’s not a brain issue, that’s just ‘Technology Overload’.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch… Read More »2007 Archive: The Forgetfulness
2006 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Bluetooth earpiece? Just in case his soul needed “legal representation” at the pearly gates. Part… Read More »2006 Classic: The Final Summary
2006 Vintage: The MySpace vs. Facebook
“I’m leaving MySpace for Facebook.” “Why?” “Because on Facebook, I don’t have to deal with auto-playing heavy metal every time I want to see if my ex… Read More »2006 Vintage: The MySpace vs. Facebook
2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Era
Why was the 2005 Fourth so “Rich”? Because Kanye West and Jamie Foxx made everyone with a pair of knock-off oversized sunglasses feel like a… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Era
2005 Archive: The F-22 Raptor “Initial Operational Capability”
Why 2005? So the Air Force could finally say they have a stealth jet that can defeat a Soviet threat that hasn’t existed for 14… Read More »2005 Archive: The F-22 Raptor “Initial Operational Capability”
2004 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
2004 Classic: The Pessimist
“The darkness is just the universe’s default setting.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified