2013 Vintage: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid01/20/2007 18:24Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Spice_Girl_Posh06/25/2006 19:11Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/29/2007 21:33They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Snatch_Mickey01/11/2009 19:33Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/19/1997 22:54I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Rocket_Power_9909/14/2011 01:44We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/28/2014 11:46Laughing at the security of my own ribs!