2000 Vintage: The Glass
I’m a lens. I’m just “focusing.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Farmer
Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Farmer
1998 Legacy: Harry Potter (US Launch)
Why did the kids with glasses look so smug? Because The Sorcerer’s Stone just hit the US, and they finally had a reason to carry… Read More »1998 Legacy: Harry Potter (US Launch)
1998 Archive: The Early Blogger
They don’t change the bulb; they just write a 2,000-word post about how annoying it is. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Early Blogger
1998 Classic: The Travel Agent’s Fax
Why was the room not ready? Because the fax with the confirmation got stuck behind the machine in a pile of 1997 brochures. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Travel Agent’s Fax
1997 Legacy: The “People” Choice
Why was Scream ignored? Because the Academy believes that “Horror” is what happens when you lose, not what you watch on screen. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “People” Choice
1997 Archive: The Story
She told a story that lasted three hours. The punchline was that I’m lazy. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Archive: The Story
1997 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Sermon Backup
The pastor carrying a single 3.5-inch floppy disk to the pulpit containing his sermon notes, only to realize the text editor on the church computer… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Floppy Disk Sermon Backup
1996 Archive: The HMO Speed
My doctor’s appointment lasted exactly 45 seconds. I asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, “My HMO contract says if I… Read More »1996 Archive: The HMO Speed
1996 Vintage: The Digital Watch Memo
My watch can store 50 phone numbers, which is great because it takes me three days to scroll through them with one button. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Digital Watch Memo