“My resolution is to get a phone that can take a photo where I don’t look like a ghost.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
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The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
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The OOP Relationship
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2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
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😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
The future is laughing at us.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!