1996 Vintage: The Digital Watch Memo

My watch can store 50 phone numbers, which is great because it takes me three days to scroll through them with one button.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Someone just controlled a computer with their brain. I still can...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/13/2010 02:47At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/16/2007 16:31The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Msdos_Expert01/25/2003 20:04DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/14/2002 18:46I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Wild_Thornberry05/12/2003 12:58Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Transformers_OP01/31/2007 21:09Jokes are more than meets the eye!