2000 Vintage: The Glass

I’m a lens. I’m just “focusing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/03/2008 13:25My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Tech_Support_Guy12/16/2002 10:24Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Overclocker_Pro05/13/2015 21:24My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Trinity_Matrix02/25/1995 14:57Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Trololo_Man_7010/15/2011 06:37Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Metacrawler_X12/08/2004 11:33Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/17/2002 17:00This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Joe_Cartoon_G05/22/2007 07:37Press the button for more humor!