2019 Classic: The Otto

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/01/2001 22:02I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Napster_King10/06/2002 08:49I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Men_In_Black_J10/18/2008 10:15Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Incredibles_Dash06/13/2009 00:03That was super fast and super funny!

@Karate_Kid_Wax09/20/2010 22:18Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Woman_Yelling_C02/22/2004 13:25The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Troll_Face_Real08/19/2001 01:53Problem? No, just laughs!

@iPhone_User_0707/03/2002 16:17There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Podcast_Listener04/05/2015 21:03I’ll mention this in my next episode!