I’m “whining” about the “horse” dance.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!