Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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It was two tired.read more »
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
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I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!