2003 Archive: The Pirates
My husband watched Pirates of the Caribbean and now he calls me “me hearty” and drinks rum at noon. I told him he’s not Jack Sparrow; he’s… Read More »2003 Archive: The Pirates
2003 Classic: Elf (The Movie)
Why was there syrup on the spaghetti? Because Will Ferrell convinced an entire generation that the four main food groups are candy, candy canes, candy… Read More »2003 Classic: Elf (The Movie)
2003 Vintage: Nokia 1100
Why was this the best-selling gift? Because it was indestructible, had a flashlight, and was the only thing that survived when the toddler dropped it… Read More »2003 Vintage: Nokia 1100
2002 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve finished the ‘Crossword for Geniuses’ using only a pencil and pure spite. Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2
2002 Vintage: The New Year’s 2003
“My resolution is to get a phone that can take a photo where I don’t look like a ghost.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The New Year’s 2003
2002 Classic: The Office Temp
Why was she so confused? They told her to “Burn a CD” and she looked for a lighter. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Office Temp
2002 Classic: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends, man! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Ketchup
2001 Classic: The Bold
I’m a knight. I’m just “brave” enough to pun. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee with a hammer that had a built-in USB port. I didn’t kick, but my computer printed a ‘Hardware Error’ message. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Reflex
2000 Vintage: The Glass
I’m a lens. I’m just “focusing.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified