He hit my knee with a hammer that had a built-in USB port. I didn’t kick, but my computer printed a ‘Hardware Error’ message.
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!