2013 Archive: The Frozen Soundtrack Invasion
Plucking a pair of neon headphones off a grandchild’s ears and loudly asking why they have spent three straight months listening to a cartoon ice… Read More »2013 Archive: The Frozen Soundtrack Invasion
2013 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Anita
2012 Classic: The Neon Sneaker Trend
Showing up to gym class looking like a walking glow-stick because bright neon yellow and hot pink athletic shoes were considered peak fashion. Part of… Read More »2012 Classic: The Neon Sneaker Trend
2012 Classic: The Solstice “Hedge” Scandal
Why did the Secret Service jump the fence? Because in 2012, even the bushes at the White House were under investigation. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Classic: The Solstice “Hedge” Scandal
2012 Legacy: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the “horse” dance. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The “Stryker” Double-V Hull
Why the upgrade? To make sure that when you hit a mine, the “V” sends the blast away—the military version of “Return to Sender.” Part… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Stryker” Double-V Hull
2011 Legacy: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” mobile. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget my first upload. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Pinterest Copyright
Why did the intellectual property lawyer join Pinterest? To “pin” every single copyright violation he could find and send a “cease and desist” for each… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Pinterest Copyright
2010 Archive: **The “Tik Tok” Ke(ha (Peak)
** Why did the party start at 8 AM? Because Ke)ha told us to brush our teeth with Jack Daniels and not stop until we… Read More »2010 Archive: **The “Tik Tok” Ke(ha (Peak)