Why did the intellectual property lawyer join Pinterest? To “pin” every single copyright violation he could find and send a “cease and desist” for each one.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
The power of three... laughs!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.