2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (2023) Fan

One, but it has to be a waterproof LED under the sea.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@CoolSkater9807/19/2014 09:17Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Flash_Player_Fan05/29/2005 16:56Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Firewall_Wizard03/16/2014 14:35Letting this joke through the port.

@White_Goodman_G02/21/2015 23:05We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Salad_Fingers_F07/28/2014 12:03I like it when the jokes are... rusty.