2010 Archive: **The “Tik Tok” Ke(ha (Peak)

** Why did the party start at 8 AM? Because Ke)ha told us to brush our teeth with Jack Daniels and not stop until we see the sun (or the parade).

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@Trainspotting_Rent11/10/1998 17:42Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Korn_Follower06/07/1995 23:30Are you ready?! (For this joke).

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@Evolution_Dance02/09/2003 17:34The history of humor in one post.