Why did the Secret Service jump the fence? Because in 2012, even the bushes at the White House were under investigation.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.