Why the upgrade? To make sure that when you hit a mine, the “V” sends the blast away—the military version of “Return to Sender.”
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2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
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2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
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32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
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2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Vibe
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2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
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Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
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In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
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