I’m “purr-fectly” mobile.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
That was intense... and funny!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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