2018 Archive: The A Quiet Place
We watched the movie. Now, every time I want my husband to listen, I just walk around the house barefoot and point at my ears.… Read More »2018 Archive: The A Quiet Place
2017 Vintage: The Exercise
“I did a ‘Spin Class’.” “With bikes?” “No, just with fidget spinners. My fingers are ripped.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Exercise
2017 Legacy: The Launch of “Stories” on Everything
Why did my calculator have a “Story”? Because in 2017, every app—from Instagram to Skype to YouTube—decided that we needed a way to post 24-hour… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Launch of “Stories” on Everything
2017 Vintage: Baywatch’s Special Award
Why did the Razzies create the “The Rotten Tomatoes Revenge” award? Because Baywatch was so bad that even the Rock’s charisma couldn’t stop it from drowning in… Read More »2017 Vintage: Baywatch’s Special Award
2017 Classic: The Dunkirk
A guy takes three hours to finish his drink. He says, “It’s about the tension and the survival!” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Dunkirk
2017 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my panic in humor. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Cubs World Series Parade
Why were 5 million people in the street? Because 2016 was the year of “finally,” and the party was 108 years in the making. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cubs World Series Parade
2016 Archive: The Silicon Valley “Bachman” Jokes
Why? Because T.J. Miller’s character was the spirit animal of every tech bro who ever overstayed his welcome. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The Silicon Valley “Bachman” Jokes
2015 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Monitor
2014 Archive: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to “haunt” down criminals. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition… Read More »2014 Archive: The Scared Ghost