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2017 Vintage: The Exercise

“I did a ‘Spin Class’.” “With bikes?” “No, just with fidget spinners. My fingers are ripped.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran11/20/1998 13:13Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/11/1995 00:01I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/11/2009 16:08My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Donnie_Darko_8811/11/1999 15:30Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Evolution_Dance06/13/2014 03:00The history of humor in one post.

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