A guy takes three hours to finish his drink. He says, “It’s about the tension and the survival!”
Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
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The last city on Earth loves this one!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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