I’m “coating” my panic in humor.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
This site is very exciting!
This is the future of humor!