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2017 Legacy: The Launch of “Stories” on Everything

 Why did my calculator have a “Story”? Because in 2017, every app—from Instagram to Skype to YouTube—decided that we needed a way to post 24-hour disappearing updates of our lunch.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9806/16/2010 06:33Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Encarta_User08/08/2011 00:22I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@PalmPilot_Pro11/03/2008 18:19Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@T9_Texter04/02/2014 10:134-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@StarWars_Nerd08/22/2015 02:47The farce is strong with this one!
@Snake_Game_Pro10/09/2002 04:00I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Goosebumps_Kid02/06/2011 06:25Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Technorati_Tag12/17/2001 05:19Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/24/2007 08:03I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Lag_Victim_0105/06/1997 21:47I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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