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2003 Classic: Elf (The Movie)

 Why was there syrup on the spaghetti? Because Will Ferrell convinced an entire generation that the four main food groups are candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
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2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
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2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
 Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2023 Legacy: ChatGPT Prompting
 Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
 Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »

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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane06/19/2007 06:24I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Avatar_Na_vi06/30/1995 13:59I see you... laughing!
@Firewall_Wizard11/24/2004 00:10Letting this joke through the port.
@Fight_Club_Member08/22/2007 04:59I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Diva_Plavalaguna09/03/2015 10:01The highest note of humor!
@Digimon_Tamer09/02/2008 19:16My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/22/1995 07:13I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Infoseek_Explorer03/16/2005 20:11Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Face_Palm_0102/02/2011 10:41Classic. Simply classic.

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