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2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Era

Why was the 2005 Fourth so “Rich”? Because Kanye West and Jamie Foxx made everyone with a pair of knock-off oversized sunglasses feel like a millionaire while standing next to a cooler.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer05/13/2015 17:07Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Linux_Distro_Fan07/29/2002 18:00Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan04/27/2012 09:46I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Nirvana_Teen07/31/2009 18:37Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@G_I_Joe_Real01/10/2006 02:41And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@PeanutButter_J10/14/2011 15:31It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Rocket_Jumper12/03/2012 21:19This humor took me to new heights!
@Android_Bot_9903/28/1996 20:11Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Tablet_User_1007/06/2004 13:51Tapping my way to a good mood.

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