2006 Classic: The Final Summary

Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Bluetooth earpiece? Just in case his soul needed “legal representation” at the pearly gates.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

@BBS_Veteran01/17/1996 12:59Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Gladiator_Maximus03/13/1999 22:04Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan10/24/2010 14:59I am crying... with laughter!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/09/2007 06:37Multipass! For the comedy club!

@BackToFuture_M12/18/2004 06:25Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan09/05/2008 01:22Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Opera_User_9906/28/2015 04:02Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.