Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
To draw the curtains.
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Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
my hair is brown but my brain is definitely blonde today. i totally feel her.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.