“I’m doing the ‘Emo Peter Parker’ dance!” “Please stop. Even the neighbors are embarrassed for our property value.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
The future is laughing at us.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
The magic man... is laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.