2004 Classic: The Pessimist

“The darkness is just the universe’s default setting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Angelfire_User09/17/1995 17:58Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Mean_Girls_Regina04/08/2003 19:13Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/10/1996 08:51This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Cyber_Security_X09/17/2001 11:28Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Netscape_Now_B05/22/1995 06:38I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Construction_Dig11/15/2014 17:25Still digging for more humor!

@Happy_Tree_Fans12/11/2001 04:26So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Cloud_Computing03/08/1998 01:52Storing my laughs in the cloud.