2007 Archive: The Forgetfulness

“I keep forgetting my 4-digit passcode.” “That’s not a brain issue, that’s just ‘Technology Overload’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey10/21/1998 03:48With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Agent_Smith_0104/14/1997 15:32It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Judge_Dredd_Law10/18/1997 18:29I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/14/2005 22:18Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Homestar_Runner06/09/2015 14:41That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!