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2005 Archive: The F-22 Raptor “Initial Operational Capability”

Why 2005? So the Air Force could finally say they have a stealth jet that can defeat a Soviet threat that hasn’t existed for 14 years.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson02/08/2004 23:30WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Judge_Dredd_Law11/29/2003 02:57I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Loituma_Girl09/01/2001 09:26Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Harambe_Memories05/31/2011 06:09Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Fire_Background08/04/2001 05:09This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Illidan_Blind02/25/2003 20:49I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Face_Palm_0103/20/2012 20:49Classic. Simply classic.

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