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2008 Classic: The Ace

 I’m “winning” at puns.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will04/19/1999 00:26Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Charmed_Ones04/05/2006 20:51The power of three... laughs!
@Winamp_Playlist11/30/2002 15:15Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Donnie_Darko_8801/17/2000 00:07Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Fargo_Marge09/07/2001 11:53Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Space_Jam_Lola01/13/2005 12:22Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Courage_Dog05/27/2003 08:20The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Chain_Mail_Hater01/27/2004 15:19I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Star_Wars_Kid04/11/2015 11:07I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Loituma_Girl10/06/1999 09:38Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

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