It’s not because they’re scared. They just have no body to go with!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
The magic man... is laughing!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.