It wanted to be a guiding light for others. Talk about a bright career move!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!