A guy walks into a Zoom meeting with a pint of beer. The host says, “You’re on mute.” The guy takes a long sip and says, “That’s the point. I’m just here for the ‘background’ noise of people pretending to work.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This joke is an Epic Win!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!